MEET OUR TEAM

The store runs on you. These are the people it does not run on.

Employee portrait: a low-poly grocery worker in an apron Front End, Register 1

MARLA

Marla has run Register 1 for 22 years. Register 1 is the only register. Marla is on her break.

Employee portrait: the same low-poly grocery worker Receiving & Stocking

DOUG

Doug believes a shelf with one item on it is a stocked shelf. Management has been unable to convince him otherwise. 11 years of service.

Employee portrait: the same low-poly grocery worker again Deli Counter

SAL

Sal will be with you in a minute. Sal has been saying this since Tuesday. Now serving: 08. Your ticket: 74.

Employee portrait: still the same low-poly grocery worker Cart Retrieval

KYLE

Kyle is responsible for returning carts from the lot. The lot has never once had fewer carts. Kyle remains optimistic.

Employee portrait: a worker in a red cap, visibly doing everything Title changes daily

NEW HIRE / ASSISTANT MANAGER

Employee of the Month, fourteen days running. Also employee of the day, the night, and the loading dock. We could not do it without them. We have not tried.

Employee portrait: a manager, never seen on the floor Management

STORE MANAGER

Has never been seen on the floor. Communicates exclusively through the PA system, at 90 decibels. Approves exactly one improvement per night.